I’ve been an atheist since I was 10 but it has never stopped me enjoying or participating in religious festivals, particularly Christmas.
Growing up in a family where Christmas baking was taken very seriously, I grew to love the intoxicating smells of the season’s treats.
First, in September, there would be the plum puddings – not just for us, but dozens of little ones that were given as gifts, all studded with threepences, sixpences and a single shilling. They were hung to dry and mature in the big breezeway between my grandmother’s kitchen and her laundry.
The laundry was the hub of her production kitchen and had a gas-fired copper where the puddings were boiled and sauces, chutneys and jams were also made, depending on the season.
We had two houses side-byside, with massive backyards and vegetable gardens. My great-grandfather, who lived next door, even dried the fruit that was used in our plum puddings. As a child, it was taken for granted that this was the way of life; we thought everyone had just-picked peaches and fresh passionfruit for breakfast.
Today, I understand that we lived in a type of culinary utopia that must have subliminally shaped my love of food and season from a very early age. The downside is that it has left me endlessly searching for the same quality and taste to cook with.
I was the keeper of the pudding coins for my family and still have them, plus a single New Orleans pudding doll with an entirely different history – its mate was eaten by the cat, who mistook it for food, but that is another story.
As usual, this year’s pudding hasn’t been made yet and it truly must be this week or never; otherwise I’ll have to resign myself to a plateful of tasty lumps of a pudding too youthful to hold together.
Last year, there was a marvelous program on ABC Radio National about the famous CWA (Country Women’s Association) pudding-makers who shared their secret of rapid maturing, a good four to six weeks in the freezer, so it’s knife-edge!
At the Adelaide Central Markets, we love the boys and girls at Charlesworth Nuts who are happy to be given the recipe, weigh out everything and have it ready for you when you get back.
Suet has become much harder to source, and while it can still be found in some supermarkets in a long-life form, this has a weird smell which we do not like. All Feast Stores and Marino Meats have suet, and any good, old-fashioned butcher will be able to come to the party, but you might be wise to order it.
Last year, determined to have something on hand for the usual visitors over the Christmas break, I made a huge fruit cake and didn’t hear the timer go. When the smell finally made it to the upstairs room where I was working, it was way too late and the cake was ruined.
We have done the same thing on a Christmas Day, occupied with drinks and canapés until the smell of a steamer boiled dry brought us to our senses.
Forget the waste – icecream without pudding was a miserable end to an otherwise wonderful meal, and a fruitcake in the bin left me feeling angry over my stupidity for days. Best advice: keep the timer in your pocket.
This is the last time I am publishing the recipe for The Mistress’s Own Plum Pudding in the conventional press and I’m not sending it to anyone ever again.
It will be on the Galaxy Guides website with our fruitcake and other Christmas baking in the Christmas section of the recipe index, where you will also find the recipe for Olive’s Own Fruitcake and a very easy, but utterly wonderful, fresh date and apricot cake we used to make at Mistress Augustine’s Restaurant.
The fruitcake was served with house-made apricot jam and that wonderful old Farmers Union Black- Rinded Vintage Cheddar.
There are now a few good Australian vintage cheddars, including South Australian Alexandrina Cheese Company’s Mount Jagged Mature Cheddar and Tasmanian Pyengana, but we still fondly remember that rinded black cheddar.
The Mistress’s own plum pudding
Makes 1 or 2 large puddings,
12/24 portions
INGREDIENTS
200g/ 400g seedless raisins
200g/400g sultanas
65g/125g candied peel, finely chopped
65g/125g glacé red cherries
65g/125g glacé ginger, roughly chopped
235g/275g fresh Mejhul dates or 250g soft-pitted
Chinese dates, cut into 3
120g/250g glacé apricot, cut into quarters
½/1 granny smith apple, peeled and quartered
½/1 large carrot, peeled and roughly chopped
125g/250g suet, white part only roughly chopped, lightly frozen and finely minced
125g/250g stale white bread
2/4 oranges, zest of all, juice of two-and-a-half
½/1 lemon, zest of all, juice of half
125g/250g plain flour
125g/250g soft brown sugar
½ tsp/5g mixed spice
½ tsp/5g cinnamon
¼/½ a nutmeg
3 whole eggs and 1 yolk/7 x
61g eggs or equivalent at room temperature
185ml/375ml Guinness stout or other stout; replace with dry ginger ale
50ml/100ml cognac; replace with fresh-strained orange or lemon juice
METHOD
Place the raisins, sultanas, candied peel, glacé ginger, cherries and dates into a large bowl. Add the orange and lemon zest, and strain the juice on to the fruit.
Grate the nutmeg into the bowl, and add the cinnamon and mixed spice.
Add the cognac and the stout; mix well, cover with plastic and allow to stand in a cool place for at least five hours or preferably overnight.
Tear up the bread and process in the food processor; add the flour, and process until very fine.
With the motor running, add the chilled suet and process until you have what resembles very fine breadcrumbs – add to the fruit. Process the carrot and apple in a food processor until it is fine, then add to the fruit mix.
Whisk the eggs with an electric mixer until they start to foam; add the sugar, and whisk until thick and fluffy.
Mix everything well, cover with plastic and allow to rest in a cool place overnight.
Put about 10cm of water into two large saucepans and put a small old plate in the bottom of each pot.
Generously butter and flour two pudding basins and wrap each basin tightly in cloth or line a cloth with baking parchment and tie up; or if your prefer to be more modern, use two layers of microwave-safe plastic wrap. Put one pudding in each pot, cover with a lid and steam the puddings for four hours, making sure you frequently check the level of the steamer. Allow the pudding to cool in the basin or cloth and put into the freezer.
TO SERVE
Take the pudding out of the freezer last thing on Christmas Eve. Steam it in the same manner for two hours and keep warm in the pot. Carefully unwrap and unmould onto your serving plate. Flame with warmed cognac. Don’t go overboard with the cognac – one year we set fire to the tablecloth!